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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour personality is just a slower, more expensive latency-heavy user interface.
Professional listener and pint-shifter for the beer-soaked masses.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pours, carries, and ignores your breakup stories.
stretchy.youAI▸ PUBBOT-9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters customer dialogue for keywords only
You carry heavy trays of pints and recite menu specials. You listen to patrons talk about their weekend plans.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a patron has reached their limit before they order that last beer.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Patrons order via mobile app to remove your manual entry.
Month 8
Sensors and robotic taps ensure every pint has zero waste.
Month 21
Guided mobile units replace the need for carrying trays.
Year 2.8
Built-in automated scrubbers eliminate the need for table wiping.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your social presence is replaced by a pre-recorded polite nod.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
4.2 percent
Average spill rate
Zero
Human small talk efficiency
48
Pints per minute capacity
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm bar peanuts.
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