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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour Rolodex is just a database waiting to be indexed and deleted.
Professional whisperer of NGOs and church policy agendas.
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You draft policy briefings for NGOs and network with church leaders to sway legislative outcomes. It is mostly talking.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the donor gets bored of your pitch.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Large language models write your policy papers better than you do.
Week 12
Sensors track political shifts and donor moods without human intervention.
Month 6
Autonomous agents simulate networking outreach to parliamentary staffers around the clock.
Month 10
Digital archives replace the need for long-term interpersonal trust building.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your consultancy role is fully absorbed into our policy-generating cloud.
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Briefings generated daily
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