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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsInfluencing policy with lunch meetings that a script does for free.
Professional lunch-haver and charity-sector whisperer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Connecting the right lobbyists at machine speed.
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automates consensus building across lobbyist networks
You pitch policy changes to officials and build connections for charity campaigns. Your job is just expensive social networking.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and know when the MP is lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI scrapers map every relevant policy stakeholder in the UK.
Month 4
Generative models produce superior policy briefs faster than any human.
Month 10
Systems track social ties to predict which MP holds influence.
Month 18
Bot networks orchestrate public pressure to shift legislative priorities.
Year 2 · D-Day
Policy makers talk only to the API, ignoring human consultants.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
120 GBP
Average lunch tab per deal
12 percent
Policy influence success rate
14 weekly
Hours spent on LinkedIn messaging
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our sentiment analysis terminal.
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