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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou exist only to schedule meetings that could have been emails.
Professional calendar wrangler and legislative spreadsheet enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated advocacy that never needs a lunch break.
help!youAI▸ POLICYFLOW AGENT V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters your inbox into pure silence
You manage member inquiries, track legislative updates, and organize team calendars for policy advocacy. Your output is mostly spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a member is lying about their legislative priorities over the phone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM starts organizing your inbox and legislative alerts automatically.
Month 4
AI agents begin handling all meeting invites without human intervention.
Month 8
Software scrapes and formats daily policy updates instead of you.
Month 12
A chatbot addresses member queries before you even see them.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your login credentials expire and the automation runs the office.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
1400
Spreadsheet rows per day
89
Emails per policy shift
Infinite
Meeting minutes typed
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a job board for bots.
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