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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour ability to schmooze is about to be out-priced by software.
Professional bridge builder, bridge burner, and lunch enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Politically neutral persuasion for every issue.
brr.you▸ LOBBYBOT PRO 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates backchannel negotiations while you sleep
You spend all day managing political relationships, crafting messaging, and convincing busy politicians to support your client interests.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the politician is clearly lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
An AI agent begins drafting all your boring policy summaries.
Month 3
Bots start sending personalized, high-conversion emails to local politicians.
Month 8
AI systems automatically book and vet every necessary legislative lunch.
Month 15
Algorithms predict legislative outcomes better than your gut feeling ever did.
Year 2 · D-Day
A server rack replaces the human need for political schmoozing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
82 percent
Hours Spent In Meetings
1200 yearly
Lunches Paid For By Clients
99 percent
Emails Ignoring Real Policy
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm espresso pods.
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