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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour press release is just a prompt for a better bot.
Corporate whisperer, professional excuse maker, press release machine.
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filters toxic press releases into silence
You draft corporate statements and manage insurance media relations. You spin policy updates to keep stakeholders feeling calm.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a journalist while maintaining eye contact.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify every negative tweet about your insurance firm.
Month 4
Language models generate 500 versions of your next apology.
Month 8
Algorithms predict regulator reaction to your proposed statements.
Month 13
Digital avatars deliver your press statements at high speed.
Month 18 · D-Day
Public relations becomes a fully automated feedback loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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