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Will AI replace Public Affairs Lobbyist jobs? · Latest report #52xh4ceq
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July 3, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsTrading expensive lunches for an algorithm that actually buys results.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Neutralising opposition with data-driven persuasion
oof.youAI▸ POLICYBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal donation paths to sway votes
You influence policy through networking, legislative monitoring, and dinner meetings. Soon, data models will do it cheaper.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a politician is lying by their body language alone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scrapers start reading every single parliamentary record in real time.
Month 5
Models predict exactly which MP will vote against your interests.
Month 10
Software writes perfect persuasion emails tailored to every single MP.
Month 15
Automated systems replace your physical presence at every networking event.
Month 20 · D-Day
The system finishes the legislative cycle without human input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
200 USD
Average lunch tab
0.4 humans
MPs persuaded daily
99 percent
Lobbyist redundancy factor
Your severance
A lifetime supply of LinkedIn Premium and warm thoughts.
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