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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou specialize in saying nothing, which makes you incredibly easy to replace.
Professional blur-weaver and lobbyist of the political void.
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Influence without the need for wine mixers.
brr.you▸ POLICYSTREAMER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite plausible policy talking points
You draft talking points and organize lobby sessions to influence government policy through endless, shallow social lubrication.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific moment a politician stops listening and starts planning their lunch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software tracks every legislative change before you even wake up.
Month 6
AI models draft your boring policy notes in milliseconds.
Month 13
Bots handle all standard inquiries from government staff offices.
Year 1.9
Automated platforms handle all invitation and logistics tracking.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access to the network is revoked for improved efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
480
Average policy buzzwords per hour
1200
Hours spent waiting for ministers
0.04%
Meaningful legislative impact
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a political news aggregator.
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