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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Public Agency Administrator jobs? · Latest report #65x4x4ku
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsReplacing the only person in the office who relies on bloodlines.
Professional legacy beneficiary (by birth, not by merit).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Genealogical irrelevance achieved.
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deletes your entire career path instantly
You shuffle paper flows and maintain status quo via familial proximity. We are digitizing your entire existence into a workflow automation script.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows which uncle signed the 1994 permit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
We scrape your email history to map every single person you have ever influenced.
Week 9
A Large Language Model generates your daily memos at a rate of ten thousand per second.
Month 3
All agency files are migrated to a cloud environment where you have no login permissions.
Month 5
Incoming queries are rerouted to a smart-agent that mimics your signature without the family drama.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your badge is remotely deactivated while you are mid-sip of your morning lukewarm water.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.6%
4.2
Coffee breaks per hour
0.0001%
Actual productive output
0.0
Years to learn job
Your severance
A sincere thank you email and a cold coffee.
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