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Will AI replace Public Defender jobs? · Latest report #4s2my5sf
Your job has an expiration date
April 25, 2030
In 3 years, 6 monthsOverworked, underpaid, and about to be out-litigated by a local server.
Lattes, legal pads, and perpetual state-funded exhaustion.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Justice at terminal speed
oof.youAI▸ JURISPRO V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes 500 discovery packets per second
You juggle crushing case files and navigate chaotic courtrooms. Your job is basically a human firewall for systemic failure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a terrified client in the eye and make them believe you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI organizes and tags those messy PDF files automatically.
Month 8
Software writes routine motions faster than you can type them.
Month 17
Algorithms predict judge outcomes based on historical trial data.
Year 2.3
Remote kiosks handle minor procedural hearings without human counsel.
Year 3.5 · D-Day
Automated legal engines manage the entire workflow, rendering your office unnecessary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
45
Average files per day
3
Hours slept on desk
Critical
Coffee intake
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw, now redundant.
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