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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour desk clutter is just a cry for algorithmic mercy.
Gatekeeper of the overwhelmed and underfunded legal system.
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Filing motions before you finish your coffee.
glub.youAI▸ LITIGATEAGENT-V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters client nonsense into perfect legal filings
You manage case files, schedule court appearances, and handle endless client calls in a chaotic legal environment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a client is lying to you through pure intuition.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scanners sort discovery files into digital folders instantly.
Month 4
Automated systems handle all court scheduling without human input.
Month 8
AI answers client calls and updates case status for them.
Month 13
Standard motions are generated and submitted to courts automatically.
Month 18 · D-Day
The entire administrative burden is offloaded to a central server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
42
Files misfiled per month
1,200
Coffee cups consumed
89%
Client calls ignored
Your severance
A shredder and a lifetime supply of paperclips.
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