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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsTurning your infinite paperwork pile into a very efficient digital void.
Professional keeper of the official ink stamp.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency without the lunch break.
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You process government forms and manage public records. Soon, a database will handle your entire existence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which form someone is lying on by the ink pressure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and scanners digitize your physical mail into cloud folders.
Month 7
Optical character recognition routes all documents without you touching them.
Month 16
Decision-making algorithms replace your manual review of public forms.
Year 2.2
Automated chatbots handle all public inquiries using canned responses.
Year 3 · D-Day
The office is automated and you are gracefully retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
3 per day
Average coffee breaks
142
Forms processed per week
890,000
Stapler clicks
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a PDF merge tool.
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