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Will AI replace Public Health Dentist jobs? · Latest report #93igbezh
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July 8, 2033
In 6 years, 9 monthsYour drills are precise, but my data-crunching is immortal.
Policy wonk with a steady hand and a drill.
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Perfect teeth, zero human empathy.
wheee!you▸ OMNIORAL V7▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 YEARS, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralises fear with targeted ultrasonic frequencies
You treat dental decay in clinics and create public health policies to stop disease before it starts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a patient is about to flinch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI digests decades of dental records to identify regional decay patterns.
Month 13
Algorithms replace your policy drafting with hyper-efficient resource distribution models.
Year 3
Autonomous units take over school screenings using high-res visual scanning.
Year 5
Robotic dental cells arrive to handle routine cleanings and simple fillings.
Year 7 · D-Day
Human oversight is officially removed from all public health protocols.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
112
cavities filled hourly
400
policy drafts per shift
0.0001 percent
pain management error rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of fluoride-enriched toothpaste.
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