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Your job has an expiration date
January 14, 2030
In 3 years, 3 monthsYou bill six minutes for a sentence an algorithm writes in two.
Legal researcher, reader of dusty scrolls, spreadsheet prisoner.
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files 400 motions before your first coffee
You draft legal briefs and navigate complex regulatory filings. You spend your days fighting for case precedents.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the judge is having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical character recognition turns your dusty paper files into data.
Month 5
Software drafts the first ten pages of your standard motions.
Month 13
Algorithms filter through thousands of documents for relevant evidence strings.
Year 1.9
Direct API connections submit your filings instantly to court servers.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The law library is emptied and the office lease expires.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
99 percent
Billable hours saved
Nanoseconds
Precedent search speed
100 percent
Coffee consumption reduction
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to Westlaw.
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