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Will AI replace Public Office Gatekeeper jobs? · Latest report #b6ejd2th
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsA glorified toggle switch with a pension and a lunch break.
Professional denier of all things, digital and physical.
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Automated rejection for a cleaner inbox.
glub.youAI▸ DENYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies every request in under one millisecond
You review incoming public requests and deny them using a web form interface. Computers love saying no.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific tone of desperation in a form submission.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
We map every single reason to deny a form into code.
Week 6
The AI runs alongside you, suggesting denials before you click them.
Month 3
The system starts hitting submit on denials without your physical input.
Month 4
A vision model interprets the angry follow-up emails and deletes them.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is deleted and the server keeps saying no forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.2%
99 percent
Click-no frequency
too high
Human error rate
4 seconds
Average decision time
Your severance
A pre-recorded apology loop from the city council.
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