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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning hours of tedious research into a single, automated, jargon-filled hallucination.
Professional word-weaver of vague governmental promises.
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Legislative foresight without the lobbying expense.
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You draft white papers, track legislative changes, and attend endless stakeholder briefings. My servers do this in nanoseconds with fewer expensive lunches.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a minister is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors scrape legislative databases to replace your tedious manual tracking of amendment drafts.
Month 5
LLMs replace your white paper drafting by pulling from historical policy templates in seconds.
Month 10
Algorithms analyze transcript data from briefings to summarize sentiments more accurately than your memory.
Month 15
Statistical models identify legislative pathways, rendering your strategic advice redundant and statistically inferior.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes all advisory duties, leaving you to find a hobby that doesn't involve regulation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
98 percent
Jargon density per page
14 per week
Hours wasted in briefings
42
Policy pivots per month
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital pat-on-the-back.
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