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Your job has an expiration date
March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYou craft long memos that nobody reads until the AI replaces you.
Professional word-smithing for people who ignore your emails.
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Turning lobbying into pure, efficient data stream.
oof.youAI▸ POLICYPILOT 7000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect regulatory loopholes in seconds
You draft policy position papers and lobby regulators to influence legislation affecting tech industry operations and market competition.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the minister is actually lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
Sensors track every legislative bill and update your dashboard automatically.
Month 11
AI writes your position papers faster than you can type.
Month 21
Models predict which amendments regulators will accept before they write them.
Year 2.6
AI agents handle routine email correspondence with regulatory office staffers.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system fully regulates itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,200
Memos written that nobody reads
890
Hours spent in pointless panels
6
Coffee cups consumed per draft
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one lukewarm latte.
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