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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour ability to bill for paperwork is now a feature, not service.
Legal scholar, mostly just reading PDFs until 2 a.m.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the red tape, one clause at a time.
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You draft government contracts and navigate procurement regulations. You argue over compliance clauses until your eyes bleed.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the committee is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your entire archive of past contracts is uploaded to the cloud.
Month 5
AI handles routine document reviews and suggests standard clause language.
Month 13
Automated systems handle routine public bidding cycles without legal oversight.
Year 1.9
Software detects illegal procurement structures before they are ever proposed.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The legal department is downsized to a single server-rack maintenance crew.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
14,000
Average Clauses Analyzed Daily
48 hours
Human Redline Latency
99.9 percent
AI Compliance Accuracy
Your severance
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