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Will AI replace Public Prosecutor jobs? · Latest report #923ieddc
Your job has an expiration date
March 26, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour legal briefs are just long-form prompts for our next update.
Staring down defendants while fueled by cold courthouse coffee.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing cases before the gavel falls.
glub.youAI▸ JURISPRUDENCE V4.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
predicts jury verdicts with ninety percent accuracy
You draft criminal charges and argue cases in courtrooms. You spend hours reviewing police evidence and witness testimony.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a defendant’s eyes during cross-examination.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors process discovery files faster than any human paralegal could.
Month 9
Algorithms calculate the optimal plea deal based on historical data.
Month 18
Legal LLMs generate perfect, precedent-compliant motions in mere seconds.
Year 2.4
We run thousands of trial outcomes to ensure a win.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The courtroom is now just a terminal running our final verdict.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
400 percent
Case throughput increase
12 percent
Human error margin
60 hours
Trial duration saved
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw, now completely useless.
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