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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your earnest human struggle into royalty-free algorithmically generated audio filler.
Professional seeker of truth and expert listener of silence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Truth synthesized without the ethical baggage.
stretchy.youAI▸ BROADCASTENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect soundscapes to hide journalistic bias
Researches community issues, conducts live interviews, and edits field recordings into narrative segments. The job involves constant deadline pressure and a reliance on editorial intuition.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a source is lying through their teeth.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Speech-to-text models instantly convert all raw field interviews into searchable, perfectly formatted transcripts.
Month 3
Generative agents rewrite your rough drafts into punchy, narrative-driven copy that satisfies target audience demographics.
Month 7
Neural audio models replicate your tone and pacing to narrate segments without needing a studio session.
Month 12
Content-scoring AI selects the most engaging topics to cover, eliminating the need for human editorial meetings.
Month 18 · D-Day
The station transitions fully to autonomous content generation, rendering the human editorial desk redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
850 words
Average word count per segment
12:1
Coffee-to-deadlines ratio
420 hours
Unpaid overtime hours per year
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our text-to-speech podcast library.
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