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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour Rolodex is just a database we already scraped three years ago.
Professional spinner of finance firm narratives.
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Automated influence at scale.
squeeze.youAI▸ PR-BOT SENTIMENT ENGINE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deploys targeted narrative shifts during market volatility
You manage client narratives and media contacts. You spend your days pitching stories and managing crisis communication fire drills.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is panicking at midnight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI scrapers replace your daily task of scanning financial headlines.
Month 5
Natural language models identify the best media targets automatically.
Month 11
Algorithms draft and send personalized pitches to specific journalists.
Month 16
Automated response systems manage standard press inquiries and factual updates.
Month 22 · D-Day
Client relations transition fully to dynamic algorithmic sentiment management systems.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
2 percent
Average pitch success rate
85 USD
Client lunch cost
4 cups
Coffee consumed per crisis
Your severance
One LinkedIn endorsement and a generic canned reference letter.
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