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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour Rolodex is just a database that hasn't been scraped yet.
Professional bridge-builder between brands and the indifferent public.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated narrative control and talent placement.
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automates media placement across all global channels
You build narratives to get clients on podcasts and television. You also manage press logistics for corporate events.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a client is about to cry.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scrapers replace your manual pitch email drafting process.
Month 5
Proprietary software ingests your contact lists to identify optimal targets.
Month 10
Generative models produce all B2B articles and LinkedIn posts.
Month 16
Direct API integration secures slots on podcasts without human negotiation.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your firm is folded into a subscription-based media distribution algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.4%
12 percent
Average pitch success rate
150 contacts
Human networking capacity
10000 per hour
Machine outreach volume
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation from a bot that doesn't care.
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