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Will AI replace Public Relations Agent jobs? · Latest report #6qyvkttt
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour press release is just a draft for a language model.
Professional ghostwriter for brands that say nothing at all.
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Turning relevance into raw, unyielding data.
toast.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER PRO 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates thousands of personalized pitches per second
You draft pitches, build media lists, and handle crisis communication for clients. You chase journalists until they reply.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly how much a journalist hates your email by the tone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your entire archive of past pitches is fed into the model.
Month 4
Scrapers crawl journalist social feeds to replace your manual lists.
Month 8
The AI writes and sends thousands of unique pitches to media.
Month 13
Sensors monitor journalist responses and iterate on your tone.
Month 18 · D-Day
Clients click a button and the PR machine runs itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
3 percent
Average pitch success rate
42
Meaningless buzzwords per email
1200 annually
Hours spent chasing journalists
Your severance
Three months of subscription to a journalist database.
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