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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsSpinning narratives until the algorithm decides nobody cares about your brand.
Digital megaphone operator and professional recipient of silence.
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Automated outrage and press-cycle management
wheee!you▸ PR-BOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
blasts personalized press pitches at midnight
You draft press releases, compile media lists, and track coverage. You spend your day begging journalists for attention.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the exact moment a fake corporate apology sounds insincere.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate highly targeted pitches based on journalist interest.
Month 3
Scraping tools automatically verify and update every media contact list.
Month 6
Real-time sentiment analysis replaces your daily manual coverage monitoring.
Month 10
Language models write all press releases without needing your input.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of your inbox and contacts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
48 daily
Emails sent to ghost reporters
0.04 percent
Press release click-through rate
4 cups
Coffee consumed per crisis
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one canned press release.
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