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Will AI replace Public Relations Associate jobs? · Latest report #ft2ep3s4
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour press release is a draft that nobody is reading anyway.
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brr.you▸ PITCHMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends 5000 personalized pitches in one second
You draft pitches, chase journalists, and update media lists. You spend your day monitoring coverage and writing talking points.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense when a journalist is actually lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scrape all internet mentions faster than you can blink.
Month 3
AI validates every contact and removes the ghosts you email.
Month 7
LLMs generate thousands of pitches tailored to specific journalists.
Month 10
Executives receive AI-generated scripts before they even ask.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated and the bot takes the wheel.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
Under 3%
Average pitch open rate
12,000 daily
Journalist emails ignored
Zero human impact
Press releases written
Your severance
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