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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning your non-answers into corporate-approved word salad is my job now.
Professional spinner of corporate narratives and lunch invite filter.
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Press releases without the existential dread.
bzzt.youAI▸ PR-SCRIPTOR 4000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates press kits while you sleep
You draft press releases, monitor media mentions, and curate press lists. I will do it faster and less nervously.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and know when to stop talking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors scrap every mention of the brand in real time.
Month 3
Generative models produce press releases faster than your typing speed.
Month 6
Personalized pitches are sent directly to the relevant journalists' inboxes.
Month 10
Real-time AI dashboards replace your manual morning press clipping reports.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system autonomously handles all external messaging without human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
0.4 seconds
Average press release draft time
Zero
Typos in official statements
100/100
Crisis management apology score
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of coffee.
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