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Will AI replace Public Relations Copywriter jobs? · Latest report #ateipaac
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour press releases are just hallucinations with better punctuation.
Expert in turning nothing into slightly larger amounts of nothing.
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stretchy.youAI▸ SPINBOT V8.4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
fabricates viral narratives at machine speed
You draft press releases, pitch stories to journalists, and maintain the public image of brands.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a human journalist with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Large language models generate your press releases in seconds.
Month 3
Bots send personalized pitches to journalists around the clock.
Month 6
Software learns your specific brand voice to remove human error.
Month 10
Systems pre-write every possible apology before a scandal hits.
Month 14 · D-Day
Human input is deleted to ensure pure data efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
450
Buzzwords detected per hour
0.02%
Journalists who actually read it
3 hours
Time spent hitting refresh
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription for six months.
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