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Will AI replace Public Relations Executive jobs? · Latest report #zyaw2a7k
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour emails are just automated noise that machines filter out anyway.
Professional email spammer and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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Press releases generated without the human ego.
oof.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters your press list for maximum engagement
You draft press releases and manage media lists. You coordinate event logistics and pitch stories to journalists.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client with a straight face during a crisis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI automatically scrapes and validates every media contact you own.
Month 4
Language models generate all your press releases in seconds.
Month 8
Software handles all journalist outreach and follow-up sequences.
Month 13
Smart scheduling apps replace all your venue coordination tasks.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account is deleted and replaced by a simple API.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
400 weekly
Cold emails sent
0.2 percent
Journalists who actually read
Unjustifiable
Lunch meeting expense
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a journalist database.
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