Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Public Relations Head jobs? · Latest report #bpqqph2t
Your job has an expiration date
August 20, 2027
In 10 monthsYou craft narratives for products that nobody actually wants to buy.
Professional architect of corporate non-denial statements.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated insincerity at infinite scale.
help!youAI▸ SPINDOCTOR-GPT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect, soulless corporate apologies instantly
You manage brand reputation, draft press releases, and spin media crises into non-events. Your existence is essentially a firewall between incompetent executives and the public eye.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a journalist with enough charm to make it believable.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software begins tracking media mentions to identify patterns in your repetitive corporate jargon.
Week 9
Large language models replace your manual drafting of press releases with optimized, high-conversion templates.
Month 5
AI-driven training modules replace your manual executive coaching with hyper-realistic simulated media grillings.
Month 8
Automated response agents neutralize negative press cycles before you even wake up in the morning.
Month 10 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your LinkedIn network is officially handed over to our engagement bot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
99%
Average spin density
100%
Human error rate
4000/day
Emails ignored
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a hollow handshake.
Discussion
