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August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsYou craft the stories; our agents just write them faster and flatter.
Junior narrative architect, currently operating the printer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Neutralizing corporate narratives at scale.
split.youAI▸ SPINCYCLE AI V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters bad press before it hits social
You write press releases and manage media interactions. You assist with stage management and training for company spokespeople.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense if a statement will make the CEO look like a villain.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Large language models generate your press releases in seconds.
Month 3
Real-time scrapers replace your manual media contact list management.
Month 6
Interactive avatars handle spokesperson media training sessions instead of you.
Month 8
Sentiment monitors handle liaison work during brand emergencies instantly.
Month 10 · D-Day
The intern position is marked as a legacy workflow.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
2 seconds
Press release generation time
99 percent
Media contact list accuracy
Zero
Spokesperson training errors
Your severance
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