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January 16, 2028
In 15 monthsSpinning narratives is expensive when a bot does it for free.
Professional excuse maker, email sender, and crisis deflector.
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blasts personalized pitch emails to 10000 recipients
Drafts press releases and pitches journalists to control brand narratives. Manages crisis communication and media inquiries.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and know when a journalist is lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors begin tracking every brand mention in real-time.
Month 4
Generative models draft pitches based on historical journalist engagement.
Month 8
Public statements are generated instantly to counter negative trends.
Month 12
The AI takes over all direct email communication with journalists.
Month 15 · D-Day
The final human spokesperson is replaced by a branded virtual avatar.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
12 percent
Average pitch success
142
Emails sent per day
Near zero
Journalist patience level
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