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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsSelling brand narratives while algorithms write them cheaper and faster.
Managing Partner (professional bridge-builder and invoice-chaser)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Brand storytelling at zero-labor margins.
glub.youAI▸ NARRATIVE ENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates crisis responses in milliseconds
You oversee media strategies, client relations, and creative campaigns. You manage agency growth, pitch new business, and lead teams.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know how to lie to a client's face without blinking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Generative models produce hyper-personalized pitch decks in seconds.
Month 5
Real-time AI dashboards replace your gut feeling on brand perception.
Month 13
Smart agents handle all journalist outreach with perfect timing.
Year 2.1
Your management role is now handled by an agency-wide orchestrator.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The client pays the algorithm, not the human, for the narrative.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
14 percent
Average pitch success
8 weekly
Hours chasing invoices
3 monthly
Client crisis calls
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one generic thank you card.
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