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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSpinning government narratives until you eventually become the PR crisis yourself.
Senior PR (Expert at explaining why the budget exploded)
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Truth is just a data set, managed.
split.youAI▸ SPINBOT PUBLIC 2.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters public backlash into positive sentiment reports
You draft ministerial press releases, manage stakeholder media inquiries, and monitor public sentiment for government transit agencies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and know when a press release is tone-deaf.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sentiment scanners replace your morning manual review of news feeds.
Month 3
AI models generate press releases using historical ministerial tone data.
Month 8
Algorithmic agents handle routine media inquiries via automated portals.
Month 13
Digital twins run thousands of crisis scenarios to dictate responses.
Month 18 · D-Day
The agency moves to a fully automated transparency narrative feed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4,200 annually
Press releases drafted
99% probability
Coffee-induced anxiety
0.02% error
Meaningful public impact
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a premium news clipping service.
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