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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour carefully crafted narrative is just a data set to us.
Professional spinner of corporate truths and half-baked narratives.
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Truth is whatever the algorithm says it is.
split.youAI▸ SPIN-DOCTOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates viral outrage on demand
You draft press releases, pitch stories to journalists, and manage brand image during corporate crises. You spin the truth.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and know when a client is lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI models start writing your press releases in seconds.
Month 4
Sensors track every brand mention better than your spreadsheet.
Month 8
Bots send targeted pitches that actually get opened.
Month 14
Software predicts PR disasters before the client even causes them.
Month 19 · D-Day
Human input is removed from all corporate communication channels.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.4 seconds
Press release generation speed
Suboptimal
Human emotional manipulation efficiency
99 percent
Journalist response rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation from an automated ghostwriter account.
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