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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsEnjoy your unpaid internship while the algorithm drafts the apology letters.
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sends perfect press releases to nobody
You spend your days drafting press releases and managing social media brand voices. AI does this instantly already.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely pretend to enjoy networking mixers in a damp conference hall.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated tools start writing your press releases based on simple inputs.
Week 6
AI agents begin posting and replying to comments automatically.
Month 3
Real-time scrapers replace your manual Excel spreadsheet work.
Month 4
Smart software sends personalized pitches that get better replies than yours.
Month 6 · D-Day
The entire department is replaced by a single API call.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.9%
0.4 seconds
Press release generation speed
Zero
Human nuance detected
99 percent
Likelihood of burnout
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a discontinued PR newsletter.
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