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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Public Restroom Attendant jobs? · Latest report #8k6whe5h
Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsCollecting coins for entry is a hobby for a dying breed.
Gatekeeper of the porcelain throne, collector of copper.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Frictionless entry for your bladder's emergency.
oof.youAI▸ GATEKEEPER X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies entry to non-paying users immediately
You monitor access to public stalls and verify payment from customers. Automation turns this into a turnstile event.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge whether a customer is actually desperate or just looking for trouble.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
The turnstile gets a card reader to kill cash handling.
Month 6
Sensors replace the clipboard for live occupancy data.
Month 12
A barrier arm stops users without a verified token.
Month 17
Nozzle systems blast the stall after every single exit.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The human booth is hauled away for scrap metal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
120
Coins processed per hour
2 seconds
Average transaction speed
4.2 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime pass to a self-cleaning bathroom stall.
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