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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou sell complexity to people who are allergic to simple results.
Senior deck architect for ministerial ego management.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the illusion of progress.
glub.youAI▸ BUREAUCRACYBOT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
generates impenetrable defense strategy jargon instantly
You draft lengthy strategy decks and sit through ministerial meetings to justify government spending on complex defense systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a high-ranking official is secretly terrified.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scrapes your old strategy decks to mimic your tone.
Month 5
Automated voice agents begin attending low-stakes policy committee briefings.
Month 12
Generative models produce all slide decks without human intervention.
Month 16
Algorithms predict stakeholder objections before they are even spoken.
Year 2 · D-Day
The agency replaces your entire office with a local server cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4,200 annually
Pages of fluff generated
135 minutes
Average meeting duration
12,000
Words per policy suggestion
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm coffee and LinkedIn invites.
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