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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Public Sector Contact Agent jobs? · Latest report #5x4nh7s5
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour scripts are just poorly formatted data structures waiting for deletion.
Expert in navigating bureaucratic labyrinths and holding lines.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The end of human error in government.
split.youAI▸ CITIZENCONNECT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes entire permit queues in one microsecond
You answer public queries by reading from static knowledge bases and routing forms. You exist to bridge gaps.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific frustration in a citizen's voice that signals a physical crisis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your call scripts are converted into a searchable vector database.
Month 4
Citizens use a portal that avoids your direct interaction entirely.
Month 8
AI agents handle phone queries with perfect tone and empathy.
Month 13
Robotic systems query the legacy databases to provide instant answers.
Month 18 · D-Day
The login credentials for your terminal are permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
0.02 seconds
Average query response time
0.000%
Form processing error rate
Infinite
Patience level
Your severance
One free government-issued digital identity token.
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