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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Public Sector Generalist jobs? · Latest report #z9pfrs4y
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour desk clutter is just data for our better-organized algorithms.
Professional paper-pusher, master of the triplicate form
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Red tape is now digital and invisible.
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You triage endless citizen requests and shuffle paper forms between departments. Your inbox is a graveyard of lost intent.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a citizen is lying about their utility bill.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
We scan your entire archive to learn every redundant policy.
Month 4
The AI writes your responses faster than you can type.
Month 8
Touchscreen kiosks replace the need for physical interaction.
Month 13
Software automatically sends forms to the correct digital queue.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the system runs perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4.2 seconds
Average form processing time
100 percent
Citizen frustration levels handled
zero
Staples used per year
Your severance
One free government-issued stamp and a firm handshake.
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