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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour spreadsheets and project plans are just software waiting for activation.
Professional cat-herder of government screening departments.
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Efficiency for the public good, without humans.
ow.youAI▸ BUREAUCRAT-BOT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates procurement cycles without human hesitation
You track screening program metrics and manage procurement contracts. You spend days coordinating complex department-wide improvement initiatives.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a department head is lying about their budget.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system scrapes your spreadsheets to learn all procurement workflows.
Month 6
Algorithms replace your manual data entry and monthly status reports.
Month 13
AI autonomously manages contract tenders and supplier performance tracking.
Month 20
The machine suggests budget allocations faster than any committee can.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system assumes total administrative control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
42 files
Spreadsheets managed weekly
18 sessions
Meetings until decision
890 pages
Procurement forms processed
Your severance
One free subscription to a project management tool.
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