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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTurning your vague slide decks into actual, automated policy directives.
Professional email-sender and professional workshop-organizer.
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schedules endless meetings that nobody attends
You draft emails to senior officials and facilitate workshops that result in more meetings about meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a senior leader is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Smart agents draft and send your follow-up emails automatically.
Month 7
Algorithms find meeting slots faster than your manual scheduling.
Month 14
AI builds slide decks from data without manual input.
Month 23
Virtual collaboration tools replace your whiteboard sessions completely.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system runs the department while you go home forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
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Average buzzwords per email
85%
Time spent in workshops
99%
Action items never completed
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a remote island with no Wi-Fi.
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