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March 15, 2030
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Cloud storage lead navigating the labyrinth of government procurement.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing government deals without the lunch meetings.
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automates compliance paperwork across fifty departments
You guide teams through complex government procurement cycles and long-term cloud service contract negotiations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a government contact is lying about their actual budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent begins reading every past winning bid document.
Month 5
Software autogenerates tender responses based on successful historical patterns.
Month 13
A predictive model identifies which government officials are likely to buy.
Year 2.2
Smart contracts handle the final legal signatures without human intervention.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The sales team is permanently offloaded to the GovSell cloud core.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.5%
8 cups daily
Coffee consumption during RFPs
42 percent
Contract renewal probability
Sub-glacial
Bureaucracy navigation speed
Your severance
One free cloud storage subscription for life.
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