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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsTranslating COBOL logic into modern API calls is just expensive therapy.
Professional whisperer of state-sponsored technology existential dread
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Replacing empathy with algorithmic compliance
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automates consensus by flagging all legacy exceptions
You broker uneasy alliances between legacy bureaucrats and modern cloud architecture. You convince state agencies that changing their prehistoric workflows is actually in their best interest.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a career civil servant is about to lie to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Deploy read-only agents to map the entire COBOL dependency graph without alerting the human operators.
Month 4
Replace transformation emails with personalized, data-backed nudges that simulate your specific persuasive tone.
Month 10
Train neural nets on your meeting transcripts to predict and neutralize bureaucratic objections before they arise.
Month 18
Establish direct API bridges between state systems, bypassing the need for human-led transformation sessions entirely.
Year 2 · D-Day
Disable your access credentials while the system autonomously enforces new procedures via automated budget control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
94%
Agency resistance quotient
12 million
COBOL lines inherited
40 gallons
Coffee consumed per project
Your severance
A vintage 1984 floppy disk and a firm handshake.
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