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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsEnjoy fixing broken government menu links while you still have hands.
Keeper of the infinite, broken government PDF library.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Bureaucracy, but now it actually works.
split.youAI▸ CIVICFLOW AUTOMATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes redundant legacy files in microseconds
You manage site content, update stale PDFs, and battle clunky content management systems for public agencies.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who understands why the server settings are that weird.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart agents crawl your pages and fix every broken hyperlink daily.
Month 3
Models turn messy office files into clean web code instantly.
Month 7
Your aging software gets a brain that writes its own updates.
Month 12
AI mimics your boss so efficiently that approvals happen in seconds.
Month 13 · D-Day
The server room goes silent as your login credentials vanish forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.1%
4,209
Broken broken link count
99%
Accessibility audit errors
12,000+
PDFs uploaded
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to the department intranet
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