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Will AI replace Public Servant jobs? · Latest report #d5nr8ifr
Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthYour desk is a waiting room where citizens never actually arrive.
Administrator of the infinite waiting list.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning red tape into transparent data streams.
oof.youAI▸ CIVICPROCESS-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
denies applications with perfect, cold efficiency
You manage stacks of forms, verify eligibility for social benefits, and navigate layers of legacy bureaucratic policy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a desperate citizen is lying to your face about their paperwork.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
OCR scanners ingest your mountain of physical paper records.
Month 8
Language models parse legislative handbooks into executable decision trees.
Month 15
Software cross-references applicant data with government records automatically.
Year 2.1
Chatbots intercept all public inquiries before they reach your desk.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The administrative interface is fully automated and your login expires.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
0.4 seconds
Average form processing time
Zero (it's code)
Citizen frustration levels
0 milliseconds
Lunch break duration
Your severance
A PDF certificate of your years of wasted time.
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