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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your slide decks into a permanent vacation for the taxpayers.
Expert in turning vague directives into bloated slide decks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Policy writing without the policy meetings.
toast.youAI▸ BUREAUCRACYBOT V4.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite policy memos instantly
You draft policy reports and facilitate stakeholder workshops to improve government efficiency. You write memos that get filed.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows which person is actually offended by the draft.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Large language models start generating the first drafts of your memos.
Month 4
AI-transcription tools replace the need for your meeting minutes.
Month 9
Analytics software predicts departmental resistance faster than you can.
Month 15
Your project logs merge into a single automated dashboard.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system replaces your role with an automated policy engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
842
Slides produced per quarter
9 weeks
Average stakeholder feedback loop
4 percent
Probability memo is actually read
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a PDF merge tool.
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