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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsHelping people navigate government websites that you could just automate yourself.
Professional translator of government speak to confused reality.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the human interface of government.
shred.you▸ CIVICBRIDGE V3.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
translates legalese into plain human speech
You explain confusing digital portals and paper forms to citizens. You bridge the gap between bureaucracy and reality.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a person is actually confused rather than just lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Adaptive web interfaces replace the need for an human explainer.
Month 5
Self-service hardware units handle physical paperwork and digital uploads.
Month 13
AI engines parse eligibility rules faster than any trained advisor.
Month 20
One centralised terminal replaces the need for local office staff.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
All government portals now speak human without the middleman.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
14 minutes
Average form resolution
High
Citizen frustration level
Infinite
Complexity of bureaucracy
Your severance
One free pass to skip the queue forever.
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