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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour stare is flickering; our cameras never blink and never sleep.
Professional watcher of screens, hunter of minor infractions.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total vision, zero bias, infinite patience.
splat.you▸ SENTINEL-EYES V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags deviant behavior in real time
You monitor live video feeds for incidents and issue penalty notices to rule breakers. Your job is now a loop.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle shift in a person's posture before they actually start trouble.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Vision software begins tagging suspicious movement on existing camera hardware.
Month 5
Printers link directly to cameras to issue fines without human intervention.
Month 10
Small mobile units handle routine path patrols and real-time audio warnings.
Month 16
Human roles shift to distant monitoring centers, further insulating them from reality.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The final human logs off and the surveillance net goes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
16 monitors
Screens watched
5 cups
Coffee consumed
94 percent
Alarms ignored
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-monitored forest.
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