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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are a glorified bridge between human confusion and digital forms.
Professional middleman for construction-related bureaucracy.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated mediation for civil bureaucracy.
squeeze.you▸ PORTALFLOW V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters inquiries through real-time emotional analysis
You shuffle public registration data and mediate between residents and contractors. You also update web portals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a resident is lying about a construction permit date.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent begins answering all routine registration phone queries.
Month 4
Dev teams push code that makes your manual portal edits obsolete.
Month 7
Contractors now upload status updates directly to a logic engine.
Month 10
Aggressive resident complaints are routed to automated resolution scripts.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated while the portal runs autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14 minutes
Average query resolution time
82 forms
Forms processed daily
94 percent
Human mediation fatigue index
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale coffee voucher.
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