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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou craft the press release that nobody actually bothers to read.
Master of the spreadsheet, servant to the press junket.
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Automated hype generation at scale.
bzzt.youAI▸ PRESSBOT PUBLICITY SUITE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends 5000 press releases in one millisecond
You track press clippings, manage talent junket schedules, and draft promotional emails for film releases.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a journalist loses interest in a lead.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart scrapers replace your manual monitoring of press mentions.
Week 12
Algorithms handle talent availability and time zone logistics automatically.
Month 5
Generative models produce press releases that sound exactly like yours.
Month 9
AI agents mass-market to journalists with hyper-targeted pitch scripts.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the PR distribution cycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
142
Emails drafted per day
890
Clippings manually tagged
45
Minutes until you yawn
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's streaming platform.
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